[ITEMDEF i_talking_axe] 

DEFNAME i_talking_axe

RESOURCES=12 i_ingot_iron

NAME=Talking Axe 

ID=i_axe_god 

TYPE=T_WEAPON_SWORD 

DAM=30,60 

SKILL=Swordsmanship 

REQSTR=80 

WEIGHT=1 



CATEGORY=Other

SUBSECTION=Weapons

DESCRIPTION=Talking Axe



ON=@CREATE 

COLOR=0798 

HITPOINTS=110 



ON=@EQUIP 

IF (<SRC.BODY> == C_WOMAN)   

SAYU <NAME>: C'mon, c'mon already lady, let's go slaughter something innocent!

ELSEIF (<SRC.KARMA>>0)) 

SAYU  <NAME>: Oh come on, you don't really think I'll let a goody two shoes like you hold me? 

ELSE

SAYU  <NAME>: Yes! Now let's go kill, kill, kill! 



ON=@UNEQUIP 

VAR.Y=RAND(30)

IF Y=2

SAYU <NAME>: OK OBVOUSLY YOU DON'T LIKE TO KILL! I'M GOING TO FIND SOMEONE WHO DOES!

ELSE

SAYU <NAME>: What? You tired of killing? I'm not, I could do this all day! 





ON=@DAMAGE 

VAR.Z=RAND(4)

IF Z=1

SAYU *<NAME> lets out an evil sounding cackle and slashes very hard* 

SRC.DAMAGE=100

ELSEIF Z=2

SAYU <NAME>: That the best you got? Eh? 

ELSEIF Z=3

SAYU <NAME>: I'm going to tear you apart. 

ELSEIF Z=4

SAYU <NAME>: You don't know what pain is yet, fool. 

ELSE

SAYU <NAME>: I'll slit your throat like the pig you are, little one. 

ENDIF 



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